|You Are Japanese Food|
Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw.
I swear, they had no other question referring to Japanese food but picking your favourite appetizer and I chose sushi.
|You Are a Henna Gaijin!|
You're not Japanese, but you wish you were!
You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you've memorized hundreds of Kanji.
You even answer your phone "moshi moshi."
While the number of anime videos you've seen is way higher than the number of dates you've been on, there's hope.
Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat.